“You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.” – Jim Rohn

Man’s arrogance is the fodder that feeds fate’s laughter – The Old Man

“Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining” – John Vernon (from “The Outlaw Josey Wales”)

He’s got more personality than a fat raccoon. – Charlie Daniels

“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.” – Jack Nicholson as “The Joker”

“I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.” – D. H. Lawrence

And at the end of the day, he turned to his best friend and said “It’s been a good life.” His friend smiled and wagged her tail, just happy to be there. – Dakota, 2001-2015 “Watch out, you daffy bastard … Continue reading →

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, and no matter how often she showered she still smelled like old cheese – I mean, after all, isn’t that what old shoes smell like?

There are days when I’m sure this could be me – (From a headstone in Oconto Falls, Wisconsin) Here Lies The Body Of A Man Who Died Nobody Mourned – Nobody Cried How He Lived – How He Fared Nobody … Continue reading →

“Whoever said ‘Don’t lend money to family or friends’ was completely correct. Either give it to them or not, but don’t lend it. If it comes back to you, you’ll be that much richer. and if it doesn’t, you’ve lost … Continue reading →