It’s not my job to run the train The whistle I can’t blow It’s not my job to say how far The railroad cars can go It’s not my job to shoot off steam Or even clang the bell But … Continue reading →

Some people are like boogers – no matter how many times you flick them away, they just won’t let go…

The meaning of life is as different for each individual as each individual is different from the next – The Old Man

When I love it is with all my heart and soul so don’t betray me or lie to me… I love dogs, hate reptiles… I love popcorn with my movies… I love to sit by the water and read while … Continue reading →

A Man’s Got to Know his Limitations – Clint Eastwood (from Magnum Force)

Some friends and family are like plants – if you’re not there to constantly maintain and water them, they wither and the relationship dies. Others are like trees – as long as you were there to ensure that they were … Continue reading →

Old Dogs and Old People – You never realize how much work goes into taking care of either until you stop – The Old Man

Little boy Charlie jumped on his Harley And decided to go for a ride He took off for the dance, but cheesed in his pants And it smelled just like something had died

So the bear asks the rabbit “Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur Mr. Rabbit?” “Not at all” the rabbit replied. So the bear wiped his ass with him.